How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?



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Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.




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"Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
                        -- The BOFH excuse server




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"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group




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"If you don't know what a male is, he's a baritone."
"If you don't know what a female is, do some sex ed lessons and find out."
                        -- me, tanya




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