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"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..." "It is in Tasmania!" -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE." "HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re- enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!" "I just like to KILL people." -- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"
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"Caesar is all things to all men!" "It must be hell in there..." -- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock (aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show
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"From a real email message: ... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring, kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me, I'm the Happy Prince... King James I (This person is no longer an NT admin)" -- Peter Gutmann
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* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;) Hardcore Shoegazer. :) DGMage: You don't need any equipment. Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a cat. DGMage: The cat is important. -- excerpts from #gothic
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