"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
 To get to the other... er... um..."
                        -- Unknown, via Kim Asher




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Arnold's Addendum:
        Everything else causes cancer in rats."
                        -- fortune




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"Pardo's First Postulate:
        Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.




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"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."
                        -- Evelyne_Pichler@edvg.co.at




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"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them.  If someone else's
 solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey!  This is an *.advocacy group!  You can't use that logic in here!"
                        -- kjlang@gcs-server.jsc.nasa.gov,
                                tstanley@ou.edu, in various groups




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