There was an old sheik named Al Hassid 
Whose tool had become very placid. 
Before each injection 
To get an erection 
He had to immerse it in acid. 



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There were three ladies of Huxham, 
And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em, 
And when that game grows stale 
We sits on a rail, 
And pulls out our pricks and they sucks 'em. 



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A lecherous fellow named Babbitt 
Asked a girl if she'd fuck or would nab it. 
Said she, "From long habit 
I fuck like a rabbit, 
So I'd rather cohabit than grab it." 



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There was a young fellow named Price 
Who dabbled in all sorts of vice. 
He had virgins and boys 
And mechanical toys, 
And on Mondays... he meddled with mice



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A cautious young husband named Rafe 
            Used to diddle his wife with a safe. 
                Thus he thwarted God's wishes 
                And fed his pet fishes, 
            Which he kept in a bedside carafe. 



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