The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude. "Would I love to eat that? Oui, oui!" the Frenchman said, smacking his lips. So the Italian shot her. Send this joke to a friend 1 What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ?? It is known how many went down on the Titanic. Send this joke to a friend 2 How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't,she wouldn't have stained her dress. Send this joke to a friend 3 Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the natives and brought to a village and put before the cheif.He says to the first guy,"As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru".Not wanting to die he picks Ru Ru.He is then beaten and buggered to unconciousness right in front of his friend.The 2nd guywhen asks says "I'd rather die than suffer that ". The chief says "Great,death it is,death by Ru Ru"!!! Send this joke to a friend 4 Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home her dress? What,doesn't the White House have any club soda? Send this joke to a friend 5
