Age         Line

17         My parents are away for the weekend.
25         My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35         My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48         My wife is away for the weekend.
66         My second wife is dead.



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Age       Sport
        17         sex
        25         sex
        35         sex
        48         sex
        66         napping



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Age        Succesful Date
        
        17         "tongue"
        25         "breakfast"
        35         "She didn't set back my therapy."
        48         "I didn't have to meet her kids."
        66         "Got home alive."



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FAVORITE FANTASY

       Age         Fantasy

        17         getting to third
        25         airplane sex
        35         menage a trois
        48         taking the company public
        66         Swiss maid/Nazi love slave



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                   HOUSE PET

       Age         Pet

        17         roaches
        25         stoned-out college roommate
        35         Irish setter
        48         children from his first marriage
        66         Barbi



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