A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all
his stuff into boxes.  His roommate comes in & asks
what he's doing. "I'm leaving !" he replies. "They just
made homosexuality legal."

"So why leave now ?" queries his roomie. "Gays have
been part of the scene here for years and years."

"Yeah, I know." he replied. "I'm getting the hell out
of here before the damn fools make it compulsory."





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Glossary Terms
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Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology

NEW: Different colors from previous version.

ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.

UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.

ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn't understand it.

NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.

BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.

DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on a shoe-string budget.

UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.

UPGRADED AND IMPROVED: Did not work the second time.
The Dumpty Dictionary, Version 2.0



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Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.



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Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?

A. She got her finger caught in a dike!





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"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.  "I
think I'm turning into a man"  then the doctor says,  " Now hold on
little lady  what makes you think that you're turning into a man?"  "
Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest" and then
the  doctor asked, " Well then, how far down your chest is your hair
growing? " and then she replied,  "All the way down to my dick".



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