A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a large farm. He asked for and was given a tour. As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd have some fun. He proceeded to make one of the horses talk. The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to the farmer. "Sam," he shouted, "those animals are talking! If that sheep says anything about me, it's a damned lie!" Send this joke to a friend 1 What did God say after creating man? "I can do better" Send this joke to a friend 2 Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women. Send this joke to a friend 3 What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work. Send this joke to a friend 4 How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove. Send this joke to a friend 5
