I am a limo driver and this Judi once, was totally impressed
with the  bar, the interior lights, the mirrored ceiling --
everything in the stretch-limo.  Then she noticed the TV. 
There was a show  she really wanted to see that evening and
asked me in all  seriousness: 'the TV *does* get cable, right?'



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When my husband and I were living in Memphis we ordered Duck
Breast from the local 5 star restaurant.  I like my duck
cooked rare, so I inquired, 'would that be rare duck?' The
waiter replied, 'No, it's just a regular  old duck -- local,
I think.'



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I'd locked myself out of my car.  I watched the locksmith
work with that wire that slides under the window and then
pushes up the lock.  I asked him, 'that goes under the
window, huh?  What do you do if the window is down?'
I swear, sometimes I embarrass myself.





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