I saw in the paper the other day that there's a serious shortage of
   men in Washington DC. I commented on this fact to my wife and told her
   I might just go there. I added that the article said that men could
   earn $50 a nite easily as a gigolo.
   
   She smiled and said, "And exactly how do you intend to live on $200 a
   month ?"




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   Try as I might though, I just can't seem to win many points with my
   wife. Just the other day she was reminding me of how often she had to
   ask for my help with our kids. Then she pointed out that the youngest
   had moved out over eight years ago. I smiled and said "OK, what would
   you like me to do next ?" Again -- nothing but cold icy silence. I
   just don't understand that woman at all.




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   One morning following a tiff, I put my pants on too roughly & ripped
   the seam along the fly. I glared at my wife and said "I'll wear these
   today so everyone in the Office will know what I have to put up with."
   
   She said, "No, I'll repair them. I don't want them to know what I have
   to put up with."




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