"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
 head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."

-- Pinback, oz#gothic




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"The stupid thing is, UNIX vendors insist on defining their market down to
 the point that they believe that they are market leaders (if your market is
 40,000 units, and you have 35,000 of them, then you must be the big fish,
 right?  Time to wield that 'ol monopolistic power...), instead of competing
 in the larger market.

 We're all computers.
 No, we're everything but mainframes.
 No, we're mini-computers.
 No, we're workstations and servers.
 No, we're servers.
 No, we're... we're... we're out of business."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc




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"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
 fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
 1b61f2a016f7478478fcb13130fcec7b."

-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc




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"...  And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
 a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."

-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery




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"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
 and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
 final weeks of the campaign."

-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)




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