The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.



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"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
 tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."

-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.




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"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"

-- me, Gail Miller




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"Vorlons on holiday. Hmm, why is it I get an image of them claiming the
 deckchairs on the pretext: 'We were always here'"

-- Paul Mc Auley, alt.sysadmin.recovery




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"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
 of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.

 Me: 'I want!  I want!  I want!  I want!'.
 Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
 Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].

 [0] Or words to that effect."

-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery




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