"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
 discussing it in ALL CAPS."
                        -- a virus hoax hoax




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"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"




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"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
 And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
 Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
                        -- The Tea Party, "Temptation"




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"Fran Drescher's rise to fame is quite a miracle. Aside from just being
 your typical annoying New Yorker, she has a laugh that sounds like
 somebody is ice-climbing up the back of a baboon."
                        -- Mr. Cranky, reviewing "The Beautician and the
                                Beast"




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"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"




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