"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house,"
       
                                - Lewis Grizzard



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"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

                                     - Drew Carey



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"Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
                        -- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory




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"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski




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"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
                        -- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
                                album




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