"What do most people do on a date?"
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,  and that usually gets
 them interested enough to go for a second date."
                        -- Response by Mike, Age 10




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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler




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"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
 can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
 extermination."
                        -- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film




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"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
 is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
                        -- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)




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"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
                        -- Unknown




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