"*DON'T DO THIS*.  It is *BAD* engineering.  *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
 unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
 pigeons."
                        -- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc




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"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
                        -- Unknown




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"In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay,
 before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos.
 But nothing else...  and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath
 plotteth thy data...  And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser
 applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff."
                        -- Excel 97 Hidden Credits




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"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
 or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
 like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
                        -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski




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"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for
 the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also,
 would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
"Objection.  That question should be taken out and shot."
                        -- Unknown Prosecution, Unknown Defense




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