When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.



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I don't buy temporary insanity as they murder defense. Because people
kill people.  That's and animal instinct. I think breaking into
someone's home and ironing all their clothes is temporary insanity.




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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.




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I have a great dog.  She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination.  Sure, she might fight off my leg. But she'll bring it 
back to me.




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A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog.  The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."




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