"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
 ascension."

-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers




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"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
"Humankind."

-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle




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"... O/S wars are almost always fought solely by soldiers unfamiliar with
 the territory."

-- Lon Stowell in alt.folklore.computers




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"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
 and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
 solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."

-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,




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"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo




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