A nudist girl wearing three raisins A masquerade prize was her goal. The judges said, "Lookie, From the front she's a cookie, And the back she's a Parker House roll. Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young man of Madras Who was having a boy in the grass. Then a cobra-capello Said, "Hello, young fellow!" And bit a piece out of his ass. Send this poem to a friend 2 There was an old sculptor named Phidias Whose knowledge of art was invidious. He carved Aphrodite Without any nightie--- Which startled the purely fastidious. Send this poem to a friend 3 The parish commission at Roylette Bought their vicar a pristine new toilet. But he still voids his bowels On a heap of old towels, He's so very reluctant to soil it. Send this poem to a friend 4 A proper young person named Gissing Announced he had given up kissing. "I strike out at once For something that counts, And besides my girl's front teeth are missing." Send this poem to a friend 5
