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NIGHT OF DARKNESS AS I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW OF THE NIGHT AND STARE INTO THE DARKNESS. A WAKING NIGHTMARE OF DELIGHT ETERNAL BLACKNESS UNTIL SUNRISE. THE SPIRIT OF DARKNESS FLOWING THROUGH YOU BLOOD FOREVER LASTING HAPPINESS. A SINGLE DEATH ONCE A NIGHT TO QUENCH THE THIRST OF THE ILVING DEAD. NOT EVEN A CORPSE LEFT TO ROT THEY VANISH FROM THE DARK PARKING LOT. Sent by PHILIP
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There was a young man from Liberia Who was groping a wench from Nigeria. He said, "Yes, my pet, Your panties are wet." "Sorry, sir, that's my interior."
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There was a young man from Vancouver Whose existence had lost its prime mover. But its loss he supplied With a piece of bull's hide, Two pairs, and the bag from the Hoover.
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Whenever a fellow named Rex, Flashed his very small organ of sex, He always got off, For the judges would scoff, De minimis non curat lex.
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A sadistic young cook, Miss McDillet Gets very upset when you fill it. When she's done and hops off, She lops your thing off, And sautés it up in a skillet.
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