Ladies and gentlemen hoes and tramps crosseyed buzzards and bowlegged ants admission is free so pay at the door pull up a chair and set on the floor one night mid day two boys went to play back to back brother to brother they both drew a sword and shot each other one deaf police officer who heard the noise came and killed the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true just ask the blind man he saw it too. sent by billbob Send this poem to a friend 1 It was a dark and stormy night. I went to pee and lights went out. I struggled in there, and dripped about, But hardly managed, and was all right And didn't need that stinking light! Sent by Ed Send this poem to a friend 2 There was an old girl from the Azores whos cunt was covered in sores even the dogs in the street wouldn't sniff the green meat that hung in great chunks from her drawers RpR Send this poem to a friend 3 It's a helluva fix that we're in When the geographical spread of the urge to sin Causes juvenile delinquency With increasing frequency By the Army, the Navy, and Errol Flynn. Send this poem to a friend 4 There was a young lady named Shriver Who was screwed in the ass by the driver, And when she complained He said, "Sorry you were pained," And gave her a fiver to bribe her. Send this poem to a friend 5
