Lisped a limp-wristed cowboy named Fay, "It's a hell of a place to be gay! I must, on these prairies, Due to a shortage of fairies, With the deer and the antelope play!" Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young couple named Kelly Who had to live belly to belly, Because once, in their haste, They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly. Send this poem to a friend 2 A frugal young fellow named Wise Gets the most from the dead whores he buys. After sporting a while As a gay necrophile, For dessert he has maggot surprise. Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young fellow named Hyde Who took a girl out for a ride. He mucked up her fuck-hole And fucked up her muck-hole, And charged her two dollars beside. Send this poem to a friend 4 An erotic neurotic named Syd Got his Ego confused with his Id. His errant libido Was like a torpedo, And that's why he done what he did. Send this poem to a friend 5
