"The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bed
so they felt Grumpy instead....."




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Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.
Because they can never keep two calves together.




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A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor
 puts his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says, 'Big breaths...'
 The girl replies, 'Yeth and I'm not even thixteen.'




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How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.




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What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

A kidney dialysis machine!




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