Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven." "I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know where your way to the post office." Send this story to a friend 1 As a younger man, I was in great shape. As an airline pilot , I was required to have a Flight physical every six months. The nurse took the basic data, weight, height, and blood pressure. My pressure was good, but the heart rate was below 40 beats per minute. "I cannot put that number down. You'll be denied a physical.",she said. "What can I do?", I replied. She held my hand and winked,saying, "Just think about that for a minute!" Retaking my blood pressure and heart rate, she stated, "53 will be OK, but you really know how to hurt a girl!" Floyd Coons, (retired) Northwest Airlines Sent by Robert Send this story to a friend 2 The world's first fully computerised airliner was ready for its maiden flight with out pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway. "Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman," a voice intoned as the airplane lifted off. "Welcome to the debut of the world's first fully computerised airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong........nothing can go wrong......nothing can go wrong......" Send this story to a friend 3
