"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty." 

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw



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Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
           was dictated but not signed."




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Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
           though I don't know what it's a plan for."




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"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw



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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.



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