"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." Ed Gardner. Send this quote to a friend 1 "Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa. Send this quote to a friend 2 "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." Oliver Herford. Send this quote to a friend 3 "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Mark Twain Send this quote to a friend 4 "They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce." -- Mark Twain Send this quote to a friend 5