* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.




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* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
       infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
       even considering if there are men on base.
       -- Dave Barry




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* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
       hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum




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* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
       years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
       make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
       -- Dave Barry




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* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
       pound in the correct screw.




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