Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes



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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my 
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." 

- Lynda Montgomery



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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. 

- Stephen Wright



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Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."





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Women have half the money and all the 
Pussy and still are not happy...

Sent by Eric




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