I was born on the first of the month so they called me "Bill." Send this quote to a friend 1 Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it doesn't. Send this quote to a friend 2 I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial. Send this quote to a friend 3 A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much. Send this quote to a friend 4 Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning. Send this quote to a friend 5
