I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you. If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment. Don't you think it's worth the extra effort? Send this quote to a friend 1 Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys again. Send this quote to a friend 2 We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down. Send this quote to a friend 3 If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve under a President since Monica Lewinsky. Send this quote to a friend 4 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? Send this quote to a friend 5