The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Send this quote to a friend 1 "I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't work for him then." - Steven Wright Send this quote to a friend 2 "She sure is a striking beauty." "You said it! She slapped me twice." Send this quote to a friend 3 After seeing how Disney is doing financially, I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists to boycott my company. Send this quote to a friend 4 Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it. Send this quote to a friend 5