Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked wom Send this quote to a friend 1 I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. Send this quote to a friend 2 I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. Send this quote to a friend 3 I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Send this quote to a friend 4 I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our body. Send this quote to a friend 5