I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."  So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.




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I went to the cinema, and the prices were:  Adults $5.00, children $2.50.  So I
said, "Give me two boys and a girl."




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"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
 Using me for my mind really bothered me."

-- Carl Jacobs




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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde



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Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.



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