- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. Send this quote to a friend 1 I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." Send this quote to a friend 2 I invented the cordless extension cord. Send this quote to a friend 3 I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. Send this quote to a friend 4 I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil. Send this quote to a friend 5