Calkin's Law of Menu Language The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish. Send this quote to a friend 1 Ross's Law Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from the floor-especially in the dark. Send this quote to a friend 2 Cooke's Law In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision. Send this quote to a friend 3 It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. -- Phil White Send this quote to a friend 4 Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- von Braun Send this quote to a friend 5
