Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in. Send this quote to a friend 1 Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend. Send this quote to a friend 2 Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws. Send this quote to a friend 3 Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. Send this quote to a friend 4 Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Send this quote to a friend 5
