First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.
  




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Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.




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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
   If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary:  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
   where you live.




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Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
   The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in
   front of your eyes.




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DeVries's Dilemma:
   If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
   hits the paper.




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