I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Send this quote to a friend 1 Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." Send this quote to a friend 2 Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it." Send this quote to a friend 3 Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time." Send this quote to a friend 4 Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Send this quote to a friend 5
