Said a lovely young lady named Lake, Pervertedly fond of a snake, "If my good friend, the boa, Shoots spermatozoa, What offspring we'll leave in our wake!" Send this poem to a friend 1 There was an old fellow from Roop Who'd lost all control of his poop. One evening at supper His wife said, "Now, Tupper, Stop making that noise with your soup!" Send this poem to a friend 2 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent! Her cunt is so dreadfully bent, The poor wench doth stammer, "I need a sledgehammer To pound a man into my vent." Send this poem to a friend 3 Any whore whose door sports a red light Knows a prick when she sees one, all right. She can tell by a glance At the drape of men's pants If they're worth taking on for the night. Send this poem to a friend 4 A passionate red-headed girl, When you kissed her, her senses would whirl, And her twat would get wet And would wiggle and fret, And her cunt-lips would curl and unfurl. Send this poem to a friend 5