A cautious young fellow named Tunney Had a whang that was worth any money. When eased in half-way, The girl's sigh made him say, "Why the sigh?" "For the rest of it, honey." Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young fellow named Biddle Whose girl had to teach him to diddle. She grabbed hold of his bow And said, "If you want to know, You can try parting my hair in the middle." Send this poem to a friend 2 A sailor indulged in coitus With a cow of the genus of Cetus. Piscatologists thundered, Biologists wondered, At the anchor tattooed on the fetus. Send this poem to a friend 3 There's a lot has been said 'bout the breast--- Like how nicely they feel when they're pressed. But when push comes to shove, In this business of love, Its "twats" 'tween the legs that is best. Send this poem to a friend 4 A pretty young gal from Hong Kong Said "I think you are utterly wrong To say my vagina's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong!" Send this poem to a friend 5
