Why can't a man eat like a bird?

Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?

Sent by Chris



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A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thigh
and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that
there is something good to eat in between
Thanksgiving and Christmas. 



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Two burglars broke into a building and stole a calendar.
They both got 6 months.

Sent by Jimbo



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How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? 

   - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush". 



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4 


How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?



      Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.




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