So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?" The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!" Send this joke to a friend 1 A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up. "Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man. "Too much trouble," came the reply. Send this joke to a friend 2 What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever Send this joke to a friend 3 How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner. How do you confuse her even more? Ask her where she went. Sent by Chris Send this joke to a friend 4 "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper. "The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick." This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to the zoo manager's office. The zoo manager said, "Ma'am, I apologize for my staff's unfortunate choice of terms. What the keeper should have said is the North American species has a longer *quill*. In fact, their pricks are just about the same size." Send this joke to a friend 5
