What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street.



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With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.
But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. 
The boy grew up to have very foul mouth. The more the son swore, the\
madder the father got. 
One day, the father got so mad he pushed his son off a high cliff. 
The sheriff arrested him for making an obscene clone fall. 



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"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
"Popeye beat the shit out of him!"




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I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and 
said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"

She said, "Do you like sex?"

I said, "Of course I like sex."

She said, "Do you like to travel?"

I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."

She said, "Then fuck off."



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The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no 
time at all. Hearing rumors about her, the husband confronted 
his wife and accused her of sleeping with all of the top level 
managers.

"Now that's entirely false." she cried. "I took the easy route and 
slept with anyone who mattered at least twice."



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