How do you get a man to do situps?

Glue the TV remote between his ankles...



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What kind of clothes are there?
women: clean & dirty
Men: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,
biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification of
these clothes).



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Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts..





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How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?

At the circus the clowns don't talk...





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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...



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