VEGETARIAN Driving along, with my 7-year-old daughter in the front seat. She says, "Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a vegetarian." I reply, "A what?" "You know, the doctor that takes care of animals." Don Stevens ALPHA Mailing List Send this story to a friend 1 TIME WARPED I had gathered my first-grade class around me to teach them to tell time using a conventional-style analog clock. We'll be learning about the hour hand and the minute hand, I explained. One of my students interrupted and said, "I don't need to learn on that kind of clock. My dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it's 10 minutes to 38." Susan K. Toth in Reader's Digest Send this story to a friend 2 A little boy who prayed for a bicycle had an even more startling surprise instead -- a baby sister. That night he had a talk with God about His delivery service. "I got a sister instead of a bike," he explained to God. "Maybe some other kid wanted a sister and got my bike. Is there any chance we can keep the girl and get me a bike, too?" from "Faith, Hope and Hilarity: The Child's Eye View of Religion" by Dick Van Dyke Send this story to a friend 3
