SIGN INSIDE OF LIFEBOAT: "Some wetness is normal. If submersion occurs, move arms in a swimming motion." Send this story to a friend 1 SIGN AT WHITEHOUSE: "In case of impeachment, do not panic. Please select target from list of unpopular countries." Send this story to a friend 2 SIGN AT DENNY'S RESTAURANT: "Denny's is pleased to welcome persons of every ethnicity. Our booths are now color-coded by race so that our valued Black and Mexican patrons will know where to sit." Send this story to a friend 3
