"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'" -- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast. Send this quote to a friend 1 "I think if we all acted the way we really felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing." -- Jim Carrey on the human condition in the London Observer. Send this quote to a friend 2 One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity. Sent by Angela Send this quote to a friend 3 He's so vain every time he masturbates he dedicates it to a different girl Send this quote to a friend 4 "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --- Einstein Send this quote to a friend 5