I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
         Dave Edison




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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
   Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
   morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
         Billiam Coronel




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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
   you'll be afraid to cough.
         Pearl Williams




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A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
   business.
         Shelley Berman




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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
   caught dead in otherwise.
         Roger Simon




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