Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
   bank robbery has just taken place.
         Johnny Carson




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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
   Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
         Jay Leno




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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
   They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
         Rita Rudner




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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
   It's like having a little pet for your face.
         Anita Wise




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If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
   lawyers?
         Calvin Trillin




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