* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Send this quote to a friend 1 If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. George Gobel Send this quote to a friend 2 Never moon a werewolf. Mike Binder Send this quote to a friend 3 It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. George Lindsey Send this quote to a friend 4 Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers Send this quote to a friend 5
